dekutree:

how do we get her to congress?

(Source: aubbae)

lawdtoday:

I hate y’all

(Source: barfpop)

legalmexican:

I wasn’t lying my sister owns this shirt goodbye

"He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"
— A six word story (via emobean)

(Source: thiccho)

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

(Source: ttity)

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loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

(Source: hawkeyesanddolls)

prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

(Source: best-of-memes)