pussyjizz:

white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(Source: cantescape)

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney


and sometimes she’s lindsay


and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney


and sometimes she’s lindsay


and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

(Source: kickass-pics)

alt-j:

kim kardashian has been playing her own game interacting with herself in a video game

(Source: gostle)

tuhree:

tfw you’re in the car and get iced coffee but have no place to put it so you put it between your thighs to keep it safe from the wrath of physics then you get hypothermia on your legs and ya pussy go numb

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Source: atomsofrocks)

play:

fucking bye

image

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

(Source: typac)

rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude