Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
when you and your friend pull off a sick burn
when youre very proud of yourself
friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please