white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed
kim kardashian has been playing her own game interacting with herself in a video game
tfw you’re in the car and get iced coffee but have no place to put it so you put it between your thighs to keep it safe from the wrath of physics then you get hypothermia on your legs and ya pussy go numb
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.